Whats wrong with this picture?

Well, beside for the fact I look 6 months pregnant. The western person is dressed in Indian clothes and the Indian person is dressed is western clothes! The ashram has posted a notice that it prefers westerners to dress in traditional Indian cloths and if not to dress modestly. Seems as if the boys are showing up in swim trunks and tank tops and some of the girls are dressing like hootchie mamas. I get the modest thing but most of the Indian men at the ashram are wearing Levis jeans and Plaid short sleeve shirts. CULTURE CLASH!!!! (thats my bike we are standing in front off. My last bike was stalling and had no 'Get up and go". Challenging when you have to drive between an oncoming  Mac truck and plodding ox cart. So KAruna got me this one. It may be small but it hauls ass)